Everything a snowboarder might desire.

Also, check out the sign posted in the bathrooms from management:

YO, SCOPE THIS!!

To ALL my coo-ass peeps!

I’ve been bustin my ass to do this hotel so us snowboarders have somethin’ mad cool to be proud of that these other uptight hotels can’t even touch or say shit about!! Somethin’ finally just for us; where you’re chillin’, livin’ like a king, partyin’, and not gettin’ all scowled at and looked at like some punk snowboarder!

I have my employees bein’ mad cool about alot of stuff that these other flavorless hotels just trip on. We’re not situs online some corporate chain hotel that makes mad loot… This is basically my house and I’m tryin’ to make it a super nice thing here.

What I’m tryin’ to say homies, is, ….. don’t get all drunk and break any of my shit!! That would be like goin’ into my crib and kickin’ the door in and all that. People get killed for dat! I know that homies get drunk and break shit when they’re in the corporate punk ass hotels all the time, (and I love that – I HATE greedy uptight corporate schmucks too.) but this ain’t THAT.

Please know that when you’re gettin’ all faded and gettin’ rowdy. This dope ass spot is for us, so give mad respect and keep my shit nice!!

Word up! Now where da beer at!!!

Marc Frank Montoya.

Indeed, mad respect.

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